Do you have any idea why a raven is like a writing desk?
I hate when I’m about to listen to a really cool part of a song and someone decides of all times to talk to me and then I have to start the whole song over
i went into a whole foods and got to hear a woman arguing with a guy at the meat counter because she wanted grass fed organic chicken and he was desperately trying to explain to her that chickens don’t eat grass
I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.
marvel’s got movies planned out for the next fourteen years god damn i don’t even know what i’m going to be doing in an hour…
what would you do if you woke up and you were in your crush’s body
just so we’re clear, i use
as gender-neutral and affectionate names
don’t forget son
What am I forgetting dad
You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.
Which Hogwarts house will you be sorted into?